hes such a dork

i wanna sit on his dick

(Source: sloxe)



really wish I had someone cute to talk to


story time

so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.